from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity
from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity
Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)
🎵 Ooh fuucck
I see he’s got a rock
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🎵 Oh geee
There goes Cestus III
Go go Gornzilla 🎵
🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶
🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨
💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣
🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱
👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮
That is CLEARLY a joveseat
Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!
Is that the reason behind the “dragon abducts a princess” trope? They’re trying to sabotage the competition?
Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more
Well, first you’d have to explain to the TSA guard why you have so many “save-file buttons,” and after you crumble to dust you can easily drift away to catch your flight
…Is Jesus distracting the mermaids so the burglars can heist a hydroelectric dam?
They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).
Put simply, it is always Monday in space.