I can NOT believe I forgot about this gem.

Do they realize how out of touch they are? Rhetorical question, I know, but they’re doing that thing again they tried with Bernie. “Look at all these objectively lovely things this Stalinist puppet wants! Why would ANYONE think good things are good!? What about the RICH!?!?” Soviet cartoonists drawing pig-faced capitalists couldn’t conjure up better caricatures.

“Crash out” originally comes from AAVE, everyone else says it now because they either heard it from TikTok or through cultural osmosis.

Hey, I just read this in the past week. Thank you, this was one of those pieces that opened my third eye a little more. Should be required reading.

I’m sorry, can this possibly be anything other than satire? Mads Mikkelsen?

Starts match

Scores one (1) point

“We should stop now.”

Obligatory “where are you going? I thought this was your ancestral homeland?”

Carlson: You’re a senator who’s calling for the overthrow of the government, and you don’t know anything about the country.

Cruz: No, you’re the one who doesn’t know anything about the country.

Oh my god…

Escalates

Escalates more

Escalates harder

One more time with feeling

But Accurso’s advocacy on behalf of Gazan children has led some supporters of Israel to accuse her of treating Palestinian children with more sympathy than Israeli ones, including those abducted in Hamas’s attack of Oct. 7, 2023.

Legend has it that if you stand in your bathroom, turn the lights off, look in the mirror, clap your hands three times as say “stop bombing kids,” a Hasbara operative will appear, call you a Hamas agent, and deport you to CECOT.

The decision to reverse course comes after an industry lobby group called for the rule change to be withdrawn.

I’m so glad I live in a country where we don’t have corruption, just lobby groups which are different.

The “I love capitalism because it makes consumer products and tools more efficient, useful, and affordable” crowd is going to have a hard time explaining this one.

I highly doubt most local libraries carry a copy of Settlers. Where are you seeing this?