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“Imagine being terrestrial”
— Me, a dolphin
Cows are haunted.
Hey now, don’t go spreading misinformation.
You can still have protests and not get attacked by cops; it just has to be a neo-nazi protest.
Naval terminology is cooler.
“I’m the Captain of the USS Enterprise.”
Vs
“I’m the Colonel of the Exploration/Reconnaissance/Fighter craft Enterprise.”
"Canada."