Yeah I’m sure an 82 year old will definitely be able to physically work a full-time job at the same salary he had before he retired.
In fact, I’m absolutely positive being retired for 15 years wouldn’t affect getting hired or keeping up with modern technology at all. Stay at home moms famously have no issues getting right back into the work force for great pay after the kids are grown and their ex-husbands leave them for someone a decade younger. I don’t see what the big deal is???
As leftists you do realize our ultimate aim is to improve the material conditions of the working class right?
They could even do Five Nights at Freddy’s and other indie horror collab events at night for additional sales where dressed up staffers chase you around in the dark. Just have people sign waivers first.
Hell, let people pay extra to watch the security cameras with staff to really get into the roleplay.