It just looked like a wall to wall shag carpet. You couldn’t see the seams for a couple of years.

That’s very cute

That guy is full staff.

YTA

Congrats!

Real talk. I love when my cat “walks the parameter” around the bed a few times, which includes stepping on me whenever possible, and then lays down at the corner facing the door to protect us.

Edit: I’m leaving it.

Good luck brother.
My girl is only three hours behind me, and im struggling.

Some people make thier whole identity “capitalism bad”.

What’s sad is there’s people here that still make reddit their identity.

Narrator, “yep, that’s me. You might be wondering how I got here…”

Ok ok, hear me out. What if…
What if I also wanted crazy time travel shenanigans at least once a year?

But what if I didn’t want any time line shenanigans at all?

Personally, I’m excited

Nerds!

Ignite the atmosphere. I like how you’re thinking!

The most recent apocalypse could arguably be 536 AD, when most of the world couldn’t see the sun for 18 months.

Blahblahblah the west sucks. Anyways

/ten forward suddenly goes very quiet and everyone turns to look at you

Pro: All the hotties are wearing midriff exposing uniforms

Great point, and well said.