I want to go shopping every day?? I work for a living.

NAFTA is a steaming pile of shit.

I bet a lot of religious tenets come from a lie that got way the fuck out of hand.

Ticks can give you fuckers shitty diseases too, so hop off your soapbox buddy.

100% wool underbritches. Wicks the sweat away from your junk.

Not a very good driver, are you?

Turdy fo, fiddy.

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Dear God… Dont let the hexbears find out about this.

I like angler fish. Finding Memo had a huge effect on me, and I was well into my 20’s when that came out lol.

Mine looks very similar to that intentionally. I sign in to see my subscribed channels and block the fuck out of all the bullshit.

The Israelite cries out in pain as he strikes you.

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Is this why dogs always stare creepily when the lovemaking starts?

Fast zombies, or slow?

That’s the shittiest limerick I’ve ever seen.

And they just love to add unnecessary U’s to everything while they sip their tea with their fucking pinkies up.

Or one of them could scratch themselves on a fence and the smell of blood sets off a fucking frenzy.

They are dinosaurs bro.

Quit trying to make young white men feel guilty for existing. I come from poor white trash. As near as I can tell, my family never benefitted from slavery in any possible way. So fuck you. I dont feel bad about something I didn’t do, no one in my family did, and we aint gonna pay for it.

An angle grinder would make short work of those “arm rests.”