I’ve had a lot of backyard chickens, but I’ve never had an indoor one. Have you trained her not to crap all over the house?

Stalin over there looking like Odo from DS9.

Changelings confirmed?

Why dont you just use your gun?

Imagine using siri, to try to slam AI lmao.

Yeah, there’s certainly not anything on that machine with a tolerance higher than 0.005

if they’re idiocy

Might have to slap yourself around a little bit as well there champ.

My little daughter has mocked them from day one. Of course, she grew up around real trucks, that can do real truck shit.

It’s easy to spew half-assed “calls to action” from behind a keyboard as well.

I give 'em the old “caring for a sick or dying family member.” Look sad that they brought it up. That usually shuts them up.

Did you win the argument?

Does your mama whine and bitch about shit that doesn’t really matter as well?

😂🤣 I hear Hell is nice this time of year.

I did take a pretty circuitous route… Kept getting distracted.

Autoexec.bat’s and boot disks for everything ftw.

Finish? It took me 80 hours to find my fucking dog.

Its almost like the people who come up with this batty shit never actually leave the basement, so they don’t understand suntans.

KCD2 Is pretty damn amazing.

You can block the users too! At least on connect, and I think on voyager as well.

Petah Tikva.

Sounds like a Klingon insult.

Cunts are warm and inviting, and you can get them wet without voiding the warranty.