Mazogs, on the Spectrum ZX81.

Apparently ‘chav’ stands for Council house and violence, i didnt know this until recently.

When i had a mental breakdown in my early 30’s.

I feel that, like me most days, but now i think im getting arthritis in my hip joint, im not even 50 yet!!

Sod that for a game of soldiers, the older i get the more im falling apart!!

Just ok?

At least you didn’t actually loose your car keys, that could have been an expensive weekend.

Haha! (sorry, i shouldn’t laugh), but i remember those days, i definitely don’t envy you, but it will pass, my son was no trouble at all, but my daughter on the other hand, she somehow knew how to push my buttons!

Enjoy your sleep, whenever it happens!

Feed him to the crocs.

I normally run into cyclists who prefer to ride on the pavement, id happily walk towards them as they cycle towards me, forcing them to actually go around me, am i fuck moving out of their way!

What is the difference between learning Spanish or Italian?!

I hear what you’re saying, but im the guy who doesn’t call in sick for the sake of taking a couple of days off.

Our sickness is monitored, and 1 of the guys who rang in sick is apparently being moved on soon because of his poor sickness.

Cheers mucker!

I deleted my account, so i have literally fucked off!

I’m definitely not the coolest, my daughter would roll her eyes if anyone said i was cool haha!

I have been on and off Reddit for several years now, and i feel it’s getting worse. I know everyone has there own opinion, and sometimes it’s nice to see things from someone else’s point of view, but more and more often, some people seem to go out of their way just to stamp on your parade!

Oh, don’t tell me it’s like ‘out of the fire, into the frying pan’?

I suppose both?

i used to really enjoy CasualUK on Reddit, but those mods, and actually some of the other Redditors, just felt like they were in some sort of ‘click’, and if they deemed you not cool enough, then you were made not to feel very welcome, you know?