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Instead of being an ass, why don’t you explain how this is in any shape or form a useful time capsule?

No. I never made that claim so I have no obligation to defend it to some random dipshit on the internet.

Yeah, I understood this asinine point just fine the first time, thanks.

Yes. And?

It’s a silly little thing a kid’s TV network did 31 years ago for kids. Calm down.

It’s been almost 27 years since the first Austin Powers movie and the world still doesn’t have any sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

It’s not surprising. Mostly because, ya know, they aren’t actually sorry.

Never forget, Paul Ryan bent the knee.

The student, a 10th grader who played in 33 matches over the last two seasons, was removed from the team last month after the Broward County School District was notified by an anonymous tipster about her participation. Her removal led hundreds of Monarch students to walk out of class two weeks ago in protest.

Good on those kids for standing up for their classmate. And good on the adults at the school that let her continue playing volleyball for as long as they could. Fuck DeSantis and fuck Florida.

Cowardice. People that think they need a gun on them at all times are paranoid cowards… Which also makes them the last people who should be able to own a gun.

Sadly, Millennials aren’t handy. Baby boomers are famous for the idea of being able to fix it themselves. If the dishwasher broke, they fixed it. If the carpet needed cleaning, they cleaned it. They enjoyed doing these tasks on their weekend. That is not the case with Millennials. They don’t care to understand how to fix something.

These are the same people that can’t use an iPad unsupervised without somehow getting tricked into sending $2k worth of bitcoin and their SSN to a scammer.

History

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to teach that in Florida.

Hence “limited edition”

Why Was This 11-Year-Old Brownsville ISD Honor Student Put in Solitary For Three Days?

Because it’s Texas. The answer is always because it’s Texas… Well, okay. Sometimes it’s Florida too.

Many people are saying Viktor Autobahn, who invented highways, is a Turkish Delight. Bigly people. You wouldn’t believe it. They come to me and they say “Mr. President Sir, have you seen what he’s doing with the cars and the trucks? He’s got them driving on roads and it’s wonderful.” And I say of course! The cars need roads tremendous roads and that’s why when I win in 2024 I’m going to build so many highways and roads and streets. The democrats said “let’s not have streets, we need to drive horses” can you believe that, folks? They were going to take away the roads and the driveways and we weren’t gonna have any more hotdog carts because there’d be no streets! You want a hot dog you can forget about it. The democrats weren’t going to let you have any hotdogs.

intellectual property

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Yeah, if you don’t know anything about Bijou Phillips, she’s a real piece of work in her own right…

Daniel Franzese accuses ‘Bully’ co-star Bijou Phillips of body-shaming, homophobia, harassment

Actress Heather Matarazzo Tells Daniel Franzese That Bijou Phillips Once Strangled Her

The judge in question is 51 years old. He’s not old enough to be this clueless about basics like the difference between a search engine and a web browser and popular examples of each.