Oh no

Have another

It was an announcement in class by the teachers

I thought I made people mad by ordering a curry chicken sandwich in a student-ran shop in college, but I hadn’t paid attention to an announcement that was made at the end of the class and I accidentally interrupted the minute of silence for a terrorist attack that had happened a few days before

Imagine if they distributed one of those that contained a strange bind syscall somewhere with a reverse shell.

I got a new job that has no remote possibilities because we run a defense SaaS thing that’s cut off from the internet, so, a real reason for it

I’m paid 2.5x my old wage for it and everyone keeps leaving despite the insane pay. We’re about to hire a software guy that didn’t know what grep or curl was

Granted there’s a few more hurdles (applicants must speak english fluently and make as few mistakes as possible writing in a country that’s hardly bilingual, top of the chain tech stack that might give people the feeling that they’re not qualified, …) but 2.5x the pay? I’m gonna get enough to straight up buy a house with cash in like two years

obviously

It doesn’t seem obvious to me how that gives a competitive edge to anyone unless the skills involved are browisng ebay with a lot of money

>Be anywhere outside of the US

>cheer or clap in a movie theater

>everybody turns towards you, frozen in disgust at what you’re doing

If someone tells me they’re conservative, I’m never fucking them

Omg it’s the girl from “Hot goblin sex?”!

Be careful punching nazis. A single punch can kill. People have gone to prison for a single punch. Do it masked up!

You know damn well it’s zero