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Pretty sure the whole reasoning behind the eagles not taking the ring to Mt doom was because of the nazgul. That’s why Gandalf had the whole Hobbits sneak into Mordor plan.

I remember crash bandicoot saying something along these lines back in the late 90s/early 00s…

The worst timeline.

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“I can vouch you for that.”

Fantastic.

I don’t want to touch your hands. Especially if you were being a bit of an ass. Simple as that.

Well as a general rule, don’t fuck with the people who make your food. Am service industry and can attest. I’ve never spat in food or anything against health code, but if you’re a dick your gonna reap your reward.

“Gotta see a man about a dog.”

Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a “Tony ten-er.”

Pretty sure the people who think evolution is a crock just don’t understand biology, whether to shit teachers or defunct critical thinking.

We try not to sexualize her.

And we can throw a party! We’ll call it Lemon Party Day!

Finally saw one in person a week ago and they are so much uglier in person. Pictures don’t do em justice.

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Own a house. I finally start making decent money and can save but it’s nothing to what I would need for a mortgage. On top of that if I do finally bite I can’t guarantee my income if I chnlange jobs which could be a thing. I just want to own and have a yard so I can get a dog. My shitty apparetment doesn’t have space or commodities for it and rent keeps going up.

Definitely no cameras or facial recognition software on this mirror.

I cooked at a restaurant with a guy who had something similar happen a couple years before I started there. His nickname was angry johny because he was so irritable. Whenever tears in heaven by Clapton came on he would would yell at the manager to skip the song and dissappear into the walk in. He ended up quitting for other reasons but a year or two later I ran into him at a bar and he and the same lady had a healthy birth and all his anger melted away and he turned into a really rad dood. He even apologized to me about his behavior in said kitchen.

Pretty sure the white stuff is antiperspirant while the blue is just deodorant. Most scents have both kinds and the label should say which is which. I don’t sweat much myself so the antiperspirant def iritated me years ago when I bought the wrong kind.