Shakespeare coined it.

Washing Ratons, not raccons. In french ratons are the genus raccoon: small nocturnal omnivorous mammals. Raton-laveur is the common raccoon. There are other less well-known species.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Procyon_(genus)

The story doesn’t add up.

June 2010 - Acquisition Late June 2011 - medical emergency July 1 2011 - Product launch

He’s saying it’s a great year of development and integration, then in the one or two weeks he’s on bed rest the whole thing falls apart? Come on.