Their website is in Japanese but everything in the browser itself was English by default when I started using it!

Floorp.app!

Why though? Do they own parts of manufacturing? Or do they cut deals with CPU companies to have windows installed, therefore making money on every new laptop/cpu sold? The latter sounds most likely

Ah yes my favorite, ulbce and undle

I’ve never done it but it supposedly makes you not feel drunk. You still totally are but it makes you feel sober so at least there’s that?