Oh I’m a happy fellow. Hopefully you’re happy too.

S’okay - if he says it’s going to happen, you can pretty much bet it won’t happen

“And Canada will pay for it!”

They don’t believe “the liberal interpretation” of what he says. They “know” what he “means”.

It’s easier to understand if you have any experience around batshit evangelicals. A lot of Americans do, sadly.

It’s always an actual quote.

To be fair, the adderall and double dose of ephedrine is doing some of the work there.

Not just an idiot - he’s demented as well! And let’s not forget he’s a sociopath, a rapist, a fraud, a colluder, a seditionist - oh so many things.

Don’t forget microplastics in the brain.

I’m worried that’s actually going to turn out to be a thing.

There’s also the cheating.

Gerrymandering out the wazoo, purging voter rolls, closing polling stations, literally taking away a ballot box as a photo op, passing insane “election ‘integrity’ commission” laws that upend everything else - and that doesn’t account for voter intimidation and outright straight-up fraud that can happen.

All that stuff is easy to do when you’re already in power. And wrong.

It’s 44% of all those people polled who are registered voters.

It seems insane to us “insiders” too.

I mean - you went to the four points, not me. And didn’t answer the question I asked.

So I think you’re either unfamiliar with the kind of people I’m talking about, or, very familiar with them.

Either way, adieu.

Who?

*Hysteria*

Etymology

New Latin, from English hysteric, adjective, from Latin hystericus, from Greek hysterikos, from hystera womb; from the Greek notion that hysteria was peculiar to women and caused by disturbances of the uterus

First Known Use

1772

Demented rapist says what?

Yaar, matey.

In any reasonable timeline it would have ended his ridiculous political stunt. The four-hundred years of his “administration” were like waking up and taking crazy pills everyday. Not a single day passed without some outrage or other, cheered on by billionaires, millionaires, schmucks, dorks, hicks, pinheads, and twits.

There’s a tweet that went around saying something like “trump’s lasting legacy is that we learned our friends, family, and neighbors are all goddamned morons.”

Why is anyone listening to this woman? I couldn’t watch the whole video, she’s mad!

Ah! Hello there! Stupid American here, with a fantastic offer for you! Yes, we’ll take Lettuce Liz off your hands - at no cost, now, absolutely free to you - and in return you can have literal hours of - eh, fun - with donald trump. Just don’t send him back, that’s all we ask. No returns. Act Now!

Look, will you just - take it easy? Man?

It’s not out of the realm of possibility. But I doubt it.

So let me get this straight - you’re unable to consider a person who’s beliefs cover the first four things? You have no idea where they may be posting, have never seen anything like that, have literally no idea what I’m talking about?

Ok. Well, good for you then.

This castle hath a pleasant seat; the air

Nimbly and sweetly recommends itself

Unto our gentle senses.

-King Duncan