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Cake day: July 3rd, 2023

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  • Do you often realize it’s happening, and regret? Or do you keep digging with more lies? What’s that feedback cycle like? Do you ever catch yourself and immediately roll back your lie?

    Like,

    You: “Oh yeah I totally did all the dishes [LIE]”

    Them: “Oh great. That’s going to make getting dinner ready easier”

    You, realizing it’s happening: “Oh haha I mean sorry that’s a lie I still need to do them.”





  • This feels like a setup for a comic like

    Villain: casts this spell. “You fools! You’re now too gay to defeat me! Cower before my mighty hetero–”

    Gay fighter stabs villain

    Double gay ranger shoots him with an arrow.

    Pause for a beat

    Party: “So pride is this weekend you want to go to the beach?”

    Like, the spell had no impact on their combat prowess and the bigot thought it would.


  • My monthly food bill is typically around $120.

    • A lot of beans or other canned vegetables: $30
    • Bread: $5
    • Peanut butter, $8
    • bananas: $10
    • rice: $10
    • Other fruit that’s on sale: $10
    • Some fresh vegetables (usually onions, broccoli, peppers): $10
    • Flour: $10 (may last more than a month)
    • yeast: $5
    • Seasonings: $5 (also lasts more than a month)
    • Cheese: $5
    • Tomato sauce: $5
    • Pasta: $5

    I got laid off a while ago so I’m trying to make my dollars go farther. When I had a well paying job, I’d also buy more stuff, but nothing too crazy. I miss hummus the most, I think. I never buy soda.

    The other day I was with someone and we decided to order food like old times, and it was like $40 for two of us. I was like, fuck, that’s a third of my whole month’s budget right there. But I don’t want to live like a monk all the time.