You’re in a cult. Everyone feels sorry for you.

In other news, cancer cures the common cold.

Bibi must hold the keys to trump’s Epstein dirt.

Handful of evil bastards have convinced billions of grown ass men and women that the Boogeyman is a real.

Buckle up, cause shit’s about to hit the fan.

We need another pandemic to straighten things out for humans.

Got laid off a couple of weeks ago, been chilling with my 6 and 9 year old niece and nephew, been going to the beach/pool everyday. It’s heaven (need to get a job though).

Searched for sympathy, can’t up empty. You made your bed, now sleep in it.

You might want to let Trump know that these are his objectives. I don’t think he’s aware that he’s supposed to strengthen OSHA and fight for higher wages.

Hope be chokes on his KFC. I’ll go celebrate by eating… KFC

No animals were harmed in the creation of this post

Just picked one up for $10 at habitat for humanity restore. Works perfectly, scanner too! Still got em.

I’ve heard Xennial and even heard Xellennial, had not heard Xenninial yet. Impressed.