Chihuahuas will go to great lengths to get extra treats.

Moopsy!

Actually, the Rankine timeline would probably be a better comparison.

Because JJ Abrams uses the name Kelvin in a lot of his works. I think it was his grandfather or something. But in Star Trek specifically, it is the name of the ship around which the events that the divergent timeline started.

The key is to partially cook the bacon before wrapping the whatever.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.