I feel like America is an alcoholic who is hitting rock bottom.

There’s a YouTuber, struthless, who talks about his struggle with addiction, and one thing he said was “when you hit that snag in your life that feels like everything is ending, ask ‘how can this be the best thing to ever happen to me?’”

Maybe that’s what we need to start doing. We need to sober up and stop this cycle.

Maybe they’re gonna go full Yamaha.

Can’t wait to play a Honda Tenor Saxophone.

Also consider social factors- chances are more baby’s are made during celebrations, and wintertime has a BUNCH of those. I’ve hooked up with so many people after the NYE midnight kiss, lord knows how many kids I have running around this city.