I got something salty you can gargle
Mr. Semi
I drive trucks and talk shit.
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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023
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0·6 days agoPut a thrown weapon in an alchemy pot, receive Liquid Metal.
Put Liquid Metal in alchemy pot, spend some energy, get a stack of spells that grab ranged weapons back from enemies and the ground.
Every shop has two randomly tipped darts, and that’s the only way to acquire them.
Leprosy is curable now.
I’ma roll the d20 and boop the snoot.
You can’t even get leprosy from touching somebody who has leprosy.*
*Unless you’re one the 5% of the population susceptible to it, and even then it requires frequent, prolonged contact.
1·7 days agodeleted by creator
I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately.
On non-challenge runs, mistaps are >90% of my deaths.
A hard stop on taking damage for any reason would be nice. Of those mistap deaths, if it’s not a grim trap or something else instantly fatal, it’s because I missed the attack button or something and went for a long distance jog while getting machinegunned by ranged mobs before I can stop it.
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First win and you did it with a warding staff? Wow. For me that’s the most difficult wand to make effective use of.
2·9 days agodeleted by creator
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Zoomer detected.
“Blue Hair” is a derogatory term for elderly women.
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If you get a bum trinket you can just drop it
Specific example:
At a pizza restaurant I worked at, certain toppings were considered “premium” and cost extra compared to, for example, pepperoni.
One of those was chorizo. Compared to every other topping except maybe onions, it was by far the cheapest on a per-weight basis for us to buy. The problem was that we couldn’t buy it packaged in amounts for a single pizza, and once we opened the package the health department required us to throw it away after a certain amount of time.
Chorizo was just popular enough for us to keep it on the menu, but not so popular that we didn’t end up always throwing away some of each package.
The good days are the bait in the trap.
Hope is an addictive poison.
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