Funny of you to think that they’ll read it.

Waaaaaaaahhh-Luigi!

They should “update” the game rules to mimic the real life experience. 1 or 2 players begins the game either with 25% of the amount of money that the game brings (or with 1 set of average cost properties with either houses or hotels) and the rest of the players begin the game following the original rules.

They should call it Bezopoly or something like that.

He’s a walking carcass?

It’s really funny how AI “will perform X job in the near future” but you barely, if any, see articles saying that AI will replace CEO’s in the near future.

I’m sorry, if you aren’t willing to relocate, you are not a good fit for the company.

I heard this in a job interview and the position was disclosed as remote.

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Well, time to activate my FarmersOnly account

Uvalde police failed due to their inaction in that particular emergency.

No mask, no bullet-proof glass.

When the greetings guy at Walmart asks for my receipt/proof of purchase, I handed to them an continue walking towards the exit.

I don’t understand why they love to collect receipts, it is not easy to build a fortress with such, at least it won’t be as sturdy as cardboard. /S

They should’ve titled something within the lines “Step by step tutorial: how to draw stairs”

Ok, I’m not crazy then for thinking the same thing.

I mean, I have no issues if they go into a blender, operate for a few 10 minutes or so, and then freeze. Imagine the savings.

Apple will probably use white bubbles with yellow font.

Well, I guess I can proceed with my legal draft of suing all U.S. airlines that would not allow me to obtain a $2000 boarding pass with my prepaid debit card, which has a balance of $2.53.

I still have mine at my parent’s house. Probably a mix of music and PS2 games.

I compare landlords to gas stations, if one increases the cost of gasoline for 0.20 USD overnight, believe me that the one less than a block away will follow suit in less than 6 hours.