I missed out on “not pooping for a week” being the hot topic but there is more potential for funny answers to that than whatever is going on with moths and beans right now. And if you want to not poop for a week, I’ve heard opioids are effective.

A pillow between the knees is a gift for side sleepers regardless of age!

Being bitten by one of those radioactive horses is my hero origin story.

Fantastic price for a colonoscopy for those that don’t have good health insurance.

It’s true that people do develop a tolerance to caffeine if they drink it regularly, but even when I didn’t drink it often, I didn’t feel a difference after having a coffee in the morning and or if I drank some late at night in an attempt to stay up later.

It must be so nice to be in the category of people who are able to be energized or kept awake by caffeine :(

S

Going to make it a priority to introduce the poo of other animals into my vernacular.

“Did you see that performance last night? Absolutely yakshit!”

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word “orange” came into English from the Old French “pomme d’orenge”, which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

The duality of wolf.

Relatable.

Congratulations on your five new cats!

Permanently jet lagged.

This is what happens when you feed one after midnight.

I’m more surprised it took them this long. Thankfully there are already many decent alternative messaging apps.