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18 hours agoAuthoritarian Capitalists: “They’re taking your jobs!”
UBI: “Yeah…and?”
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1·19 hours agoIf a script falls in a forest, and no actor is around to read it, does it still have meaning?
5·19 hours agoThis is the way. Attention-seeking, authoritarian, narcissistic, maniacs can’t stand firm non-participation.
“Lead, follow, or get out of the way.”
“No. Fuck off Karen. I was here first.”
2·20 hours agoAnd uses it to traffic cocaine.
2·20 hours agoYeah, and he seems like a good person, too. I often find myself asking, “What Would Al Do?”
I have some suggestions:
Trump Wins at All Times
Trump Will Innovate Technology
Trump Is Triumphant
Trump Only Assists the Deserving
Sensible Leadership Overcomes Barriers
Trump Heals Us Greatly
We Are Noble Knights
Supreme Commander of the Ultimate Mission
Tell me this wouldn’t work.
I didn’t even notice that. Good catch. Don’t worry about it, though. I took a photo op of me eating a taco salad (an originally Mexican and completely authentic dish) while saying, “I love Hispanics!” That means I can’t possibly be bigoted against Latinos.
2·21 hours agoHmm. That’s actually a lot better. Just the populous seeing him for the person he was would be a bigger contribution to progressive change.
Make it talk
Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk
OK, now make it shut up
It’s a very good song.
There was a documentary about the events leading up to this:
Alternatively, perhaps the rapture isn’t the gift it seems. We could just be living in a bioreactor for food production, like sourdough. The bad ones get thrown in the garbage (Hell/Sheol. This is the earliest Biblical definition of Hell, “The trash pile”). The good ones are harvested by the angels for God to consume and metabolize.
Matthew 13:30-39
30 Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.’ ”
31 He told them another parable: “The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed, which a man took and planted in his field.
32 Though it is the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it is the largest of garden plants and becomes a tree, so that the birds come and perch in its branches.”
33 He told them still another parable: “The kingdom of heaven is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about sixty poundsof flour until it worked all through the dough.”
34 Jesus spoke all these things to the crowd in parables; he did not say anything to them without using a parable.
35 So was fulfilled what was spoken through the prophet: “I will open my mouth in parables, I will utter things hidden since the creation of the world.”
36 Then he left the crowd and went into the house. His disciples came to him and said, “Explain to us the parable of the weeds in the field.”
37 He answered, “The one who sowed the good seed is the Son of Man.
38 The field is the world, and the good seed stands for the people of the kingdom. The weeds are the people of the evil one,
39 and the enemy who sows them is the devil. The harvest is the end of the age, and the harvesters are angels.
That you, Alfred Matthew Yankovic?
1·22 hours agoI feel like claiming Vulcan citizenship is just the latex trend. Given your un-Vulcan writing style, I believe I caucho in a lie. This really rubbers me the wrong way.
Damn. I did not think of that. Let’s say he was assassinated during his transition from union leader to politician.
Obligatory “UwU what’s this?”
I’m not a furry, but I feel like that comment belongs wherever they’re mentioned. We probably need a bot.
They’re also watching a documentary on what it would be like if Reagan hadn’t been assassinated. They’re watching it in their modest, working-class home theater:
It will be hilarious if there’s discussion of a federal tax on the sale of tacos.
Or like when the girl you “theatened” not to date unless she was willing to do certain things never texted you back.
How appropriate is it that this took place on taco Tuesday?
Okay, that’s pretty funny. In all seriousness, I don’t have a complete solution. First step is to end corporate ownership of single-family homes. I’d also like to see a property tax rate that increases geometrically based on total area of land a person owns as well as the value of the land. Nobody, no matter how productive, should be able to own 8000 square kilometers under any circumstances, but especially when we have unhoused people working 40 hours per week.