vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-222 days agoNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1219arrow-down113
arrow-up1206arrow-down1message-squareNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-222 days agomessage-square19fedilink
moral_quandary@lemmy.world · edit-216 hours agoThe assassination of United Healthcare's CEO is a real life trolley problem, and a select few are trying to argue to save all lives while the train is going to kill the masses.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square297fedilinkarrow-up1575arrow-down162
arrow-up1513arrow-down1message-squareThe assassination of United Healthcare's CEO is a real life trolley problem, and a select few are trying to argue to save all lives while the train is going to kill the masses.plus-squaremoral_quandary@lemmy.world · edit-216 hours agomessage-square297fedilink
simple@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 hours agoIf coffee is called "a cup of joe", tea should be called "a cup of james" message-squaremessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up186arrow-down18
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareIf coffee is called "a cup of joe", tea should be called "a cup of james" simple@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
LovableSidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 hours agoI wish all food could be as good as pizza.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down11
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareI wish all food could be as good as pizza.plus-squareLovableSidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 hours agomessage-square32fedilink
CityShrimp@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 hours agoIf I can do what insurance companies do and deny others from exercising the calls I sell, I would be one rich stock tradermessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up163arrow-down15
arrow-up158arrow-down1message-squareIf I can do what insurance companies do and deny others from exercising the calls I sell, I would be one rich stock traderCityShrimp@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 hours agomessage-square3fedilink
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · edit-21 day agoLife is short. Just chill.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up167arrow-down126
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareLife is short. Just chill.plus-squarewhoisearth@lemmy.ca · edit-21 day agomessage-square16fedilink
ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc · 1 day agoAn elevator is guided by rails and pulled by cables. Therefore, it is a funicular railway.message-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down12
arrow-up1110arrow-down1message-squareAn elevator is guided by rails and pulled by cables. Therefore, it is a funicular railway.ruk_n_rul@monyet.cc · 1 day agomessage-square10fedilink
someguy3@lemmy.world · 14 hours agoElon probably wants to buy (US) Tiktok and merge it with Xitter.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down111
arrow-up172arrow-down1message-squareElon probably wants to buy (US) Tiktok and merge it with Xitter.plus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.world · 14 hours agomessage-square23fedilink
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoThe Popeye theme tune is basically a limerickmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down11
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squareThe Popeye theme tune is basically a limerickHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square3fedilink
dumbass@leminal.spaceEnglish · 2 days agoPeople who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.message-squaremessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down120
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squarePeople who were born in the year 2000 can never forget what age they are.dumbass@leminal.spaceEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square34fedilink
Flying Squid@lemmy.world · 2 days agoDo you think there's one really obsessed T. J. Hooker fan out there who gets super pissed off that everyone always looks at William Shatner and thinks Star Trek?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down15
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareDo you think there's one really obsessed T. J. Hooker fan out there who gets super pissed off that everyone always looks at William Shatner and thinks Star Trek?plus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square16fedilink
School_Lunch@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoWhen bees become an endangered species, would it be illegal if one were to sting you?message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down19
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareWhen bees become an endangered species, would it be illegal if one were to sting you?School_Lunch@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square11fedilink
ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 days agoAlmost all software can be a video game if you find something interesting or fun about it message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up183arrow-down110
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareAlmost all software can be a video game if you find something interesting or fun about it ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square20fedilink
asyncopation@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agoIf the US federal government is a production system, I sure hope someone's taking extensive backups! message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down16
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareIf the US federal government is a production system, I sure hope someone's taking extensive backups! asyncopation@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square3fedilink
gamma_ray_magic@lemmy.world · 2 days agoPutin's net worth is one bayonet away from being as valuable as Gaddafi's net worth.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up162arrow-down11
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squarePutin's net worth is one bayonet away from being as valuable as Gaddafi's net worth.plus-squaregamma_ray_magic@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 15 hours agoMost people's first arguments are fighting with their parents. When someone is getting emotional during a debate they are most likely dredging up emotions they felt towards mommy and daddy.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down128
arrow-up1-19arrow-down1message-squareMost people's first arguments are fighting with their parents. When someone is getting emotional during a debate they are most likely dredging up emotions they felt towards mommy and daddy.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 15 hours agomessage-square11fedilink
gamma_ray_magic@lemmy.world · 2 days agoYou create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down115
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareYou create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever.plus-squaregamma_ray_magic@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square6fedilink
BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 3 days agoMiracle On 34th Street is a movie about how judges are easily swayed by irresponsible concerns message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down10
arrow-up185arrow-down1message-squareMiracle On 34th Street is a movie about how judges are easily swayed by irresponsible concerns BmeBenji@lemm.ee · 3 days agomessage-square4fedilink
Fleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agoSometimes polarized sunglasses feel like very niche irl ad blockersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square40fedilinkarrow-up1222arrow-down15
arrow-up1217arrow-down1message-squareSometimes polarized sunglasses feel like very niche irl ad blockersplus-squareFleur_@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square40fedilink
stupidcommieopensourceBS@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agoAI is being shoe horned into all things tech to enable backdoors for the purposes of automating mass surveillance and simplifying personality profiling.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1255arrow-down124
arrow-up1231arrow-down1message-squareAI is being shoe horned into all things tech to enable backdoors for the purposes of automating mass surveillance and simplifying personality profiling.plus-squarestupidcommieopensourceBS@lemmy.world · edit-24 days agomessage-square28fedilink