Debian Linux Script…

TR1X-Debian-3.sh

#!/bin/bash

if [ -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then

    # Simply run the game startup script and exit...
    pushd ./
        cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
        ./TR1X.sh
    popd
    exit

else

    # Create temporary download folder
    if [ ! -d /tmp/TR1X-download ]; then
        mkdir /tmp/TR1X-download
    fi

    # Download and extract game engine tarball
    pushd ./
        cd /tmp/TR1X-download
        if [ ! -f TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz ]; then
            wget http://web.archive.org/web/20231122035737if_/https://files.catbox.moe/lc2sqz.gz
            mv lc2sqz.gz TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz
        fi
        if [ ! -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian ]; then
            mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
        fi
        pushd ./
            cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
            if [ ! -f TR1X ]; then
                tar -xvf /tmp/TR1X-download/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian.tar.gz
            fi
        popd
    popd

    # Nude Raider Title Screen
    if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then
        pushd ./
            cd /tmp/TR1X-download
            wget https://tinyurl.com/nr1xtitle
            mv nr1xtitle titleh.png
            rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/titleh.png
            cp titleh.png ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/titleh.png
        popd
    fi

    pushd ./
        cd /tmp/TR1X-download
        if [ -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then
            if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar ]; then
                wget https://tinyurl.com/nuderaid
                mv nuderaid tombraid.rar
            fi
        else
            if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar ]; then
                wget https://tinyurl.com/wombraid
                mv wombraid tombraid.rar
            fi
        fi

        type -P unrar > /dev/null && echo || sudo apt-get install unrar
        unrar x /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.rar /tmp/TR1X-download

        if [ -f /tmp/TR1X-download/titleh.png ]; then
            7z x /tmp/TR1X-download/nuderaid.iso
        else
            7z x /tmp/TR1X-download/tombraid.iso
        fi

        cp /tmp/TR1X-download/Data/*.* ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data
        mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/fmv
        cp /tmp/TR1X-download/Fmv/*.* ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/fmv

        if [ ! -f /tmp/TR1X-download/music.zip ]; then
            wget https://tinyurl.com/tr1xmusic
            mv tr1xmusic music.zip
        fi
        if [ ! -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/music ]; then
            mkdir ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/music
            unzip /tmp/TR1X-download/music.zip -d ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
        fi

    popd

    # Modern TR1X doesn't recognize the original PCX images
    rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/data/*.pcx

    # Clean temporary files
    if [ -d /tmp/TR1X-download ]; then
        rm -r /tmp/TR1X-download
    fi

    # Generate startup script...
    if [ ! -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then
        rm ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
        echo "#!/bin/bash" > ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
        echo "./TR1X" >> ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
        chmod 755 ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh
    fi

    # Initialize the game...
#    if [ -f ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian/TR1X.sh ]; then
#        pushd ./
#            cd ~/Desktop/TR1X-3.0.2-Debian
#            ./TR1X.sh
#        popd
#    fi

fi

Really? Damn, I mean to each their own, but the show started getting really interesting in the episode where Walter brought in the fulminated mercury…

It appears you were looking for Lara Croft in the nude. I think I’ve found what you’re looking for…

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NuFK6cLDzT4

Edit: I can provide a build script for that.

While I get your point of the capital H thing, Google’s AI itself decided to put “heat” in quotes all on its own…

My butt itches

I’ll take the computer on the right to the car wash and pressure wash it, then go find an air compressor to quickly dry it out.

Sure it might need a new fan and perhaps hard drive and other mechanical parts, but that looks almost totally salvageable.

Fun fact: Linux can actually run on faulty RAM, if you configure the kernel to just avoid the bad RAM regions.

Disclaimer: Not a woman.

But I always like to keep one of those mini compact umbrellas in the vehicle.

Edit: Oops, meant for that to be a top level comment, but I might as well leave it 🤷

I wanna screw Betty White, but they won’t tell me where they buried her 😢

It wasn’t like he left it in the freezer, the screen kept the much improved condition even after it fully thawed out and reached room temperature.

I told him to count himself lucky and set it on a table or desk and if at all possible, never flex the screen hinges again.

Huh? I’m confused.

It wasn’t a touchscreen laptop if that’s what you’re thinking, it was a busted LCD.

A friend of mine was given a laptop with a busted screen. Almost ⅓ of the screen was a garbled useless mess.

He couldn’t afford a new screen, so what did he do? He tossed it in the freezer overnight 😂🤣

And I’ll be damned if it didn’t significantly improve the situation. Sure that does absolutely nothing to fix the cracks, but it sure did make the screen about 98% visible and usable after that.

Go figure 🤷

I guess Tesla missed that memo then…

Dr. Mario

What game would you try to insist a particular control style on?

You can teach them how to play whatever game, but it’s more or less up to them to set up their control settings.

Instructions unclear, boofs the egg…

I’ve actually salvaged data from a hard drive out of a system that was literally shot with a shotgun.

I can confidently say that the system did not have WiFi or Ethernet capabilities.

Happy Rabbit Egg Day!

That’s a surprise…

Another series of thoughts that just crossed my mind…

What’s up with words that end in ‘ORT’?

Abort, deport, import, export, extort…

What else is next?

It’s feetish, obviously.