“Uh, well, I, uh … the question is-is vague. You don’t say what kind of couch, whether anyone is watching or, uh… At any rate, I certainly wouldn’t fuck the couch!”

So can we stop using those damn things? They’re super annoying!

Note the blur at the bottom of the screen. It’s trying to emulate a tilt-shift effect, but since it’s just applied in a straight line across the bottom regardless of how close the objects are to the camera, it just looks ugly:

The 8-bit image I posted above is of a Zora in the original LoZ. They were also in ALttP:

But in OoT, the people called Zoras looked like the white guy to the right in my earlier post. In Echoes of Wisdom they finally have both kinds in the same game, and call them River and Sea Zoras:

“You WILL provide meat for the grinder!”

19 years ago

Thankfully, for those of us with hacked Switches, there’s a blur removal patch out, just like with Link’s Awakening. It looks so much better without that ugly smear across the bottom of the screen.

I thought it was cool that they finally explained how both of these are Zoras:

CANNON BANNED

Doesn’t work for you? Sorry about that!

I’d hesitate to call the pixel remasters definitive (aside from III), since the extra content from the GBA releases isn’t there.

I’ve been stuck on the DLC for a long time now, not because of difficulty, but because I just don’t find it very interesting. Hoping to force my way through it one of these days.

Does that mean this was actually posted last Friday?

Far more relevant now, unfortunately.

It’s blatantly unconstitutional to restrict freedom of movement between states for US citizens. I imagine these sorts of laws are popping up so the corrupt SCOTUS can legislate from the bench to change that.

Any of it is. They’ve always cherry-picked.

I got it for free in 2021 when they were doing the Play at Home initiative. Unfortunately, I’ve never liked it. I hate having to be sneaky and use ranged for combat. I just wanna run up and hit stuff with my stick.

Trump: “I want to get a law passed. Everyone tells me, oh sure, it’s very hard. You burn an American flag, you go to jail for one year. Got to do it, we got to do it. They say, ‘Sir, that’s not constitutional.’ We’ll make it constitutional.”

"There’s a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom

I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em!"

Not air conditioning, silly, Animal Crossing!