Why not just drop the hateful Abrahamic religions all together? Then you don’t have to post about how you’re special for kinda-sorta breaking rote?

I work for Chipotle Corporate. Please send me your email address. I’ll make sure it gets fixed.

Call me paranoid, but a ton of money is at stake over platforms that used to be useful in terms of spreading information. And they’re both being tanked at the same time? During heightening ‘geopolitical tensions’? And in the face of a strange upcoming election in the United States where both platforms started and are based?

Predatory lending. Overdraft fees. Minimum balances. Setting due dates on holidays and and weekends, then refusing to process payments for a three days prior to the due date. Opening lines of credit for people with mental handicaps. Fixing their books. Lying to regulatory agencies.

The cheeky cunt! I hope she enjoys suffering. I’ve heard it’s beautiful.

Plot twist: the chip gets stuck in an intestinal fold and Big Parma thugs beat the shit out of you.

Where is mother Theresa?

I wasn’t expecting insight and perspective at this hour. I like it.

I heard Google was a non-profit and they care about us very much.

FINE YOU WEIRDO ZEALOTS:

I do hope the Palestine and Israel Wikipedia pages are doing ok.

I do hope the Israel and Palestine Wikipedia pages are doing ok.