he woke up later with a popsicle stick in his mouth

they fired, and they missed. they fired again, missed again.

this has been stuck in my head since hearing about it

yes. many. there’s also mods that make it harder too, if that floats your boat

people calling me Kat instead of Cat

i can hear the k you bastards shakes fist

i refuse to believe your wasp propaganda. however if they leave me alone i leave them alone. that’s my stance with all bugs outside.

come in my house and i kill

what

i am once again asking people to stop conflating bottoming and subbing

bottom means your on the bottom, sub means your submissive. you can be a dominant bottom and a submissive top. i’ve been both

anyways healers will dom you, it’s tanks that will be submissive. we’re masochists

it is a right wing libertarian manifesto, but good book is still good book.

after feeding my cat she becomes really cuddly

7 was definitely an upgrade to vista, and 10 was an upgrade to 8, but that’s just comparing shit and smelly shit

some dick in high school tried to make fun of me by singing this song since i had long hair, then his stupid buddy said, “with that hair they’re a soul woman”

well look at me now eric i am a fucking woman

then calvin fucking dies

someone i follow rebloged this picture like 30 times

my parents had this one cut out on the fridge

my parents had this one cut out on the fridge

a friend of mine from church recommend this to me a full decade before my egg cracked, i got about halfway through season 2 before stopping because i couldn’t process the feelings. i read the manga this year (after being out for almost a year) and it’s pretty good

fullmetal alchemist. it’s either the first or second volume i forget which

i wanna be both of them :(

The Sewer Snake by elmobo

hehe sex