“Everyone else gets one doll, I get golden statues and parades, because I am the greatest and you guys are so selfish and greedy for wanting more then one doll, that’s like taking a golden calf from my back patio, and that would just make me so angry, because I am the greatest, that’s why I get all the dolls for my birthday parade. Suffer for me, and I’ll make sure you don’t suffer as my boot is on your neck”

“The republicans are speeding towards dictatorship”

FIFY

“Hey hey, Tim Messenger of the Sanford Citizen. What is your perfect Sunday morning?”

“Yea, well I don’t need roads with my 41 inch lifted, 4x4 half ton truck, with 30 inch rims and r25 racing slicks”

S5E18 “Cause and Effect”

Lizard king just had to manipulate people for money.