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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 19 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 19 days ago
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    19 days ago

    I have a work acquaintance who does this in the most unfunny way. You could say you injured your Achilles tendon, and he’d reply he has an Achilles elevendon, and it’s made out of steel and never hurts…

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      This sounds like a joke I have with two of my work acquaintances

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        All both of em eh?

      • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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        You’re not going to believe this but a third one joined us at my work.

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      The elevendon was funny the rest wasn’t :(

      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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        Brevity is the soul of wit

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        Yes but it wouldn’t be funny if they just said “Heh, elevendon”. It need a delivery sandwich. Maybe there’s a funnier sandwich though.

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          “You should get the latest upgrade. (Point down. Pause for effect)… Elevendon.”

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      idk i might find that pretty funny

      • blazeknave@lemmy.world
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        I’d lol

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      This sounds like a joke I’d make. Most of the time, I’m only making myself chuckle.

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