“We need to negotiate with our American colleagues and partners,” he said. “Maybe I’ll have a call with Donald Trump.”

Lemme translate… I am going to give instructions to my patzi and force America to assist me in neutering Ukraine.

A ceasefire should lead to “an enduring peace and remove the root causes of this crisis”, Putin said.

I mean, if he wants to leave Russia and transfer power, I’m all for it. There are also a lot of unsafe windows in Russia, I hear.