We buy a bunch of birdhouses and super glue fleshlights on the inside.

How do you clean the fleshlight afterwards?

You need to disassemble the bird house. The time and effort involved in this should allow the user to feel the same amount of post-nut disappointment as your standard stationary gloryhole.

How do you keep birds out of it?

Warning stickers either directed towards the user or birds such as “Penises only. No birds allowed.” or “Human seed storage only.”.

Who is the target market?

COVID 2026’s quarantine.