Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days ago

Let's create a perfectly integrated circular and multimillion dollar business

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Let's create a perfectly integrated circular and multimillion dollar business

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days ago

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SPRUNT@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

A tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaks

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A tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaks

SPRUNT@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days ago

Seed funding stage, 328M valuation already. Get in NOW!

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Seed funding stage, 328M valuation already. Get in NOW!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 5 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 10 days ago

100B valuation already! Don't sleep on this one!

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100B valuation already! Don't sleep on this one!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 10 days ago

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 11 days ago

Missed Contacts: The smart glasses and contacts that hook you up!

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Missed Contacts: The smart glasses and contacts that hook you up!

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 11 days ago

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wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 11 days ago

As Seen on TV Diner!

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As Seen on TV Diner!

wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io · 11 days ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 11 days ago

Man Salt: An oversized salt lick cube and sledgehammer combo for salting driveways

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Man Salt: An oversized salt lick cube and sledgehammer combo for salting driveways

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 11 days ago

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Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 12 days ago

The Portable Gloryhole

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The Portable Gloryhole

Corroded@lemmy.dbzer0.comMEnglish · 12 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 12 days ago

Lets get 100M fundraise to put AI into gas station boner pillls. Can't miss!

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Lets get 100M fundraise to put AI into gas station boner pillls. Can't miss!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 12 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 14 days ago

Lets Advertise fabulous free cruise vacations to get more volunteers. Can't Miss. Corporate approves.

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Lets Advertise fabulous free cruise vacations to get more volunteers. Can't Miss. Corporate approves.

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 14 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 22 days ago

I don't even know where I'm going with this one.

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I don't even know where I'm going with this one.

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 22 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 29 days ago

Double the bottle size and halve the pills---GUARANTEED PROFIT GAME CHANGER!!!!!

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Double the bottle size and halve the pills---GUARANTEED PROFIT GAME CHANGER!!!!!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 29 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 29 days ago

We are putting AI into this for a huge valuation. Get in NOW!

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We are putting AI into this for a huge valuation. Get in NOW!

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 29 days ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

CEO of AI ad-tech firm pledging “world free of fraud” sentenced for fraud (put in pitch deck)

arstechnica.com

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CEO of AI ad-tech firm pledging “world free of fraud” sentenced for fraud (put in pitch deck)

arstechnica.com

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Get in on the ground floor. Investors needed ASAP

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Get in on the ground floor. Investors needed ASAP

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

Sell Crickets to achieve a spotless house. Invest now.

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Sell Crickets to achieve a spotless house. Invest now.

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

Fly to Canada, use helicopters to transport all the Maple trees to the US, and trade them for eggs.

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Fly to Canada, use helicopters to transport all the Maple trees to the US, and trade them for eggs.

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months ago

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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago

Bro- we are ALL IN on this one.

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Bro- we are ALL IN on this one.

🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 4 months ago

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andrewta@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Create headlights so bright that you blind other drivers, then offer after market headlights that are better but charge extra for them to be installed

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Create headlights so bright that you blind other drivers, then offer after market headlights that are better but charge extra for them to be installed

andrewta@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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whaleross@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

A fashionable mono-bra that keeps one titty under decorative wraps and the other flopping in the wind

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A fashionable mono-bra that keeps one titty under decorative wraps and the other flopping in the wind

whaleross@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

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