I was raised Mormon so let me tell you the real Zion, “new Jerusalem” is actually in Jackson County Missouri. The church just hasn’t bought every square inch of land there yet lol

Can’t “have a revelation” that “the lord says it’s time to establish Zion in Jackson Missouri” until after you can profit off all the land value increase due to demand.

Utah, a masterpiece?

Jewtah.

Don’t forget some of these other classics of the genre

Damn. This meme goes hard

Man this makes me want to hie to kolob