• milkisklim@lemm.ee
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    1. He wouldn’t have complained about going down all the stairs to goblintown

    2. The winning riddle is what’s black and blue and smells like fish? Your face. Punches Gollum, Takes the ring.

    3. Training montage with Beorn.

    4. “Yo Adrian” -Battle cry of the Five armies

    5. Thorin doesn’t get goldsick because Rocky Bilboa somehow talks him out of it using a metaphor about Fighting.

    6. Uses the ring to propose to Adrian.

    7. Frodo lives with them after his parents’ death and helps the random robot servant with housework.

    8. Sam never marries Rosie.

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      Frodo lives with them after his parents’ death and helps the random robot servant with housework.

      ??? What Rocky sequel is that a parody of?

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        Rocky IV I’m afraid.

        From the link above. And I didn’t know until just now , but if it’s is true, it’s very sweet.

        The robot was made by International Robotics Inc. in New York by CEO and creator Robert Doornick, who is also the voice. The robot was written into the film to help treat Stallone’s son, Seargeoh, for autism.