“Not QUITE a conspiracy theorist” My guy, you’re the epitome of a conspiracytard. Rich people die, all the fucking time. A lot of the times they even live much more dangerous and / or unhealthy lives than regular people, making it more likely that they die before them. And what timing please? Why does her senile brother getting ready for elderly care mean that someone murders her? Did you even try to think about this ridiculous shit for a minute?