I wish all Israelis would leave this dimension.

I too, understand the plight of a cold burger and soggy fries. They have won my support. I no longer believe in a free Palestine.

That’s why Burgerland dropped those bombs on the evil Iranians. Heinous abuse of poor, innocent burgers should never go unpunished.

Came across a tweet of a guy saying that he talked to a guy in Israel who was really enjoying the current state of things. His argument was that he would take his family out to eat every night/evening, and when an iranian strike was imminent, and the sirens would go off, he could legally run from the table without paying the bill.

Don’t care if this story is true or not, it made me chuckle.

🥺🥺 the fries were cold. omg this poor thing. im sending a mini nuke directly towards a palestinian day care rn. they have to pay for this!!

My brunch got interrupted

need to try harder, the average amerikkan has no concept of being bombed (like the average israeli)

“Imagine a school shooting in your house and you left your burger uneaten as you ran away.”

I think that that might actually be the best strategy tbh. Everything else is obivious bullshit and lies, but “The underclasses we keep in perpetual poverty ruined my meal :(” is relatable to many a westerner.

Do zionists really not understand how this makes them sound?

damn, wish you hadn’t made it back to your burger

Why are burgers even allowed in Isreal or do they require them to be made without cheese?

I used to support Palestinians, but they’re alienating their biggest allies with this.

Seriously, I shamelessly ate a burger today for my first meal since the US started a war on Iran. I think that makes me in support of the war now, right?

Death to burgers.

They should “leave the dimension” permanently