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It’s long pork
Nice!
The rashers are unnervingly straight, it’s okay it must be turkey bacon
Its human bacon.
So… cops?
That mouse’s hubris knows no bounds
It’s how they recycle their dead.
Projectile breakfast, how efficient!
Soylent Green for pigs
So my train of thought was something like: tofu bacon… no, still kinda wrong… hey how come no weird edgy vegan brand is marketing “long pig.”
There was supposedly a company selling “hufu”, which was imitation human meat, but I think it was a hoax.
Great name though :-)
