HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 hours agoWhat would you do if, against all odds, you were elected Pope?message-squaremessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareWhat would you do if, against all odds, you were elected Pope?HiImThomasPynchon [des/pair, it/its]@hexbear.net to askchapo@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square70linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·16 hours agoExcommunicate prominent imperialists to keep the fash malding. Priests can get married. Gay people can get married. Gay priests can marry eachother. Declare homophobia to be a sin. Bigots go straight to hell. Make all archives about collaboration with Nazis, the CIA or the protection of nonces publicly available. Reopen the Spanish Inquisition but for nonce priests. Make Luigi a saint. Wear all the funny hats.
Excommunicate prominent imperialists to keep the fash malding.
Priests can get married. Gay people can get married. Gay priests can marry eachother.
Declare homophobia to be a sin. Bigots go straight to hell.
Make all archives about collaboration with Nazis, the CIA or the protection of nonces publicly available.
Reopen the Spanish Inquisition but for nonce priests.
Make Luigi a saint.
Wear all the funny hats.