but also:

• have the archives digitised/remotely accessible, get a gun, and go church to church shooting pedos worldwide
• call for the immediate, eternal dissoloution of the “state” of Italy
• official church position that the great satan is actually the literal embodyment of satan, kicking off the holy crusade against amerikkka and all of its satellite/vassal states (additional bonus of retaking and liberating jerusalem and greater palestine)
• canonise Fidel Castro (while going straight to Marx, Lenin or Stalin might be funnier eventually, inflicting otherwordly levels of psychic damage on gusanos has the best immediate payoff)
• the papal treasury shall fund the alliance of sahel states indefinitely