I heard toothbrush joke today at work.
Hand me my basin wrench and come under here with me and watch what im doing - ‘you mean our basin wrench’.
(At lunch today) Can you pass my water jug to me please? ‘you mean out water jug, comrade?’
He’s the new owner’s 17 year old fail son.
I dont get paid enough for this shit.
He’s 17. He’s not a fail son. We need class traitors.
Laugh at his jokes and show him solidarity means everyone.
When people make shit jokes that misunderstand communism I give them a lecture about communism. They soon learn to stop
Idk the best way to deal with bourgeois idiots, but if he actually just learned about communism yesterday, you could try explaining the difference between private and personal property (wrench vs water jug). Maybe he’ll learn something and the joke will stop being funny
If nothing else, always breaking into an educational lecture when an idiot at work says something dumb is a great way to get them to stop their unfunny jokes around you. Even if they never actually learn anything.
You better be making that kid carry ‘our’ toolbag and buy ‘our’ coffees too. I’m not a plumber but i was an apprentice pipefitter for a year and the type of personality that kid’s dad likely had means you can be extra hard on him if you want lol
Yes I’m telling you about your boss’ personality when I’ve never met him, what are you gonna do
Gee boss, I don't know how your son fell down fifteen flights of stairs. I guess he must have been real clumsyYou mean “our son,” comrade?
No, it was an accident, not arson!
careful that might be legally binding in some places.
Now show him “in soviet russia,…” jokes
In America capitalists expropriate you. In Soviet Russia you expropriate capitalists.
