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I sincerely hope he keeps a loaded handgun in his house
Gotta use a .357 so he flies right out of those Beatle boots
JANE GOODALL WORKED WITH CHIMPANZEES YOU SHIT-INFECTED PISS-BOIL
I don’t fucking get any of this, Jane goodall doesn’t study insurgent armies
Correct, she’s a 91-year-old expert on chimpanzees.
Didn’t she also say in an interview that she doesn’t actually like Chimpanzees all that much anymore, because they act quite like humans and have these complicated social interactions, all of which are difficult to follow and keep track of, so instead her favourite animal is her cat (might be dog, can’t remember).
She did in fact say her favorite animal is a dog: https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=vJIIzkTgruM
Dogs are pretty great tbf
What an incredibly cool thing to be a expert on.
I have theory of comedy: humor is born from the need to release tension. A punchline is the resolution to the tension made in the set up. Humor is a relief valve. Elon Musk isn’t funny because he is a disgusting racist piece of shit who has undergone zero personal struggle that a real human being would understand. Also because he’s a boer, but I repeat myself.
I really hate these dumbass meme questions that pop up every few months. Everyone, and especially Elon, just shut the fuck up this shit is so boring
I hate how “humor” is just knowing the most popular meme for the week and when to stop using it.
The next step up is portmanteau “wordplay jokes” like the burger names in Bob’s Burgers. In fact, I kind of blame that show for the rise of portmanteau humor.
It’s just so tedious and watching these people pat themselves on the back for someone else’s idea while other people seal clap is enough to make me want to put rocks in my pockets and walk into the lake.
Everything is worse for the Internet and there’s no going back. The slop will get worse until there’s nothing left. And here I thought we hit rock bottom when little children were playing with poop emoji plushies after the emoji movie came out.
I need to go smoke a bowl
I think you give Bob’s Burgers too much credit. The joke was usually that no one but Bob really cared about the funny burger names, not that funny names are the be-all end-all of comedy. I would probably say Rick and Morty has had a hell of a lot more influence on the internet comedy landscape.
You have committed a crime
I am become meme
gork
when you are an AI memelord with such SDE that you no longer qualify as a dork
Conservatives are unfunny so they use punching down and appealing to the lowest common denominator as a crutch.
Might as well be McDonald’s and calling yourself a fine dining experience solely because you’re a giant.
He had to use a secret offline version of Grok to come up with this one
ahm, ackshually, as you can see in the screenshot, it’s spelled “gork” now
Did the estate for the author of Stranger in a strange land successfully sue him or something?
Can’t even steal jokes properly
Who is Jane Goodall?
Expert on chimpanzees so the “joke” doesn’t even work lmao
Yeah. Dian Fossey was the gorilla lady.
I only know this because of the first episode of clone high when Scudsworth has to study the teens
“I will be as Diane Fossey, and they, the gorillas- but where will I find… THE MIST??”
Whoa clone high…
those kids are rioting at a college level
She’s a primatologist, science educator, and conservationist. She did a lot of early work with chimpanzee behavioural studies that helped to set the standard for how they’re conducted, and she discovered that chimpanzees form close social bonds and use tools, stuff that was previously thought unique to humans. She campaigns for animal rights and gender equality in science.
Referencing her as a joke really ages Elon btw, since Goodall hasn’t been a big media circus factor for like decades when everyone was making fun of the khaki-clad woman squatting in a forest with a bunch of apes.
they probably meet at the gemstone mine owners’ conventions
spoiler
i hate myself for referencing such a late simpsons episode
🎵 regurgitated by Satan
No he couldn’t keep it down…
Ol’ 666 he got sick, sick, sick
And that’s how volcanoes were born 🎵
Jeez, that’s like season 20.
He doesn’t even know how to spell his own damned tool
