You just posted cringe! The bear can smell you.
Edit:
BTW
This bear is giving Ceiling Cat.
make this the bell icon when there is a notification please
uneven ass hexagon on that bear, B-
Not all bears can live up to the beauty standard of regular polygons.
You can scare hexbear away with sudden movements and puffing yourself up, make some noise “RAWR I AM HUMAN GRR” but anything would work
Pull out a can of :beanis: spray!
The overpowering scent of beany goodness will trigger an unskippable speech on the superiority of plant protein sources, allowing you to escape unseen.
Reminds me of a story from some park rangers from down in Montana or some shit where they had to make a whole big public PR campaign about teaching tourists how go use bear spray after an incident where some tourists used bear spray on themselves in the same manner they would use mosquito spray.
First thought after recovering from laughing was that they were simply well-seasoning themselves up for the wildlife. Just throw in some flaky salt and a squeeze of lime and they’d be perfect ready to eat.
often reminded of the quote about the difficulty in making bear proof containers is that there’s an overlap in the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest humans
POV: you posted liberalism on an instance federated with hexbear
