You just posted cringe! The bear can smell you.


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    3 days ago

    Reminds me of a story from some park rangers from down in Montana or some shit where they had to make a whole big public PR campaign about teaching tourists how go use bear spray after an incident where some tourists used bear spray on themselves in the same manner they would use mosquito spray.

    First thought after recovering from laughing was that they were simply well-seasoning themselves up for the wildlife. Just throw in some flaky salt and a squeeze of lime and they’d be perfect ready to eat.

    • often reminded of the quote about the difficulty in making bear proof containers is that there’s an overlap in the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest humans