This week I saw a hooded warbler ( bird) and an indigo bunting, a bird so beautifully blue it actually made me tear up. I’m not in some sort of pristine protected rainforest, I’m literally in a mid-sized American city. We’re so unbelievably lucky to live on such an incredible planet.

These motherfuckers can go enjoy their barren hellscapes - to quote Chris Packham about space - “it’s just gas”. Freeloading libertarians are more than welcome to go and die by themselves.