• froztbyte@awful.systems
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    5 days ago

    soz kid, you’re definitely not tall enough for this ride. maybe go over to the back there and have a lollipop

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      5 days ago

      Bro, you could wear my dick as a luxuriously thick mustache without getting on your tippy toes. If I’m not tall enough, you definitely aren’t.

      Also, if you’re handing out free candy, are you sure you’re allowed to be this close to a school? Just because you paid incogni to take down your mugshot doesn’t mean you aren’t still a registered sex offender.