• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    My brother in Christ, if this is sexual harassment, your are assaulting everyone who sees you leave the house.

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        Wait, I’ve crouched outside on many occasions, am I going to be arrested?

        I’ve also knelt down, is that also a sexual crime? I…I was just kneeling, officer.

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      1 day ago

      your are

      You somehow managed to get it wrong in an even worse way than normal, I’m actually impressed.

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        I’m not surprised you named yourself after the bald dickhead from The Matrix.

        Narc ass spell correcting butt mog hating nerd.

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            1 day ago

            It absolutely isn’t, if I had called that out originally you wouldn’t have responded with exactly what I expected.

            I love this.

            Did you wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before cracking your knuckles for this reply?

            This is Lemmy, you fuckwit.

            The majority of us are turbo-nerd IT professionals. How the fuck did YOU get here?

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              responded with exactly what I expected.

              Did I active your turbo-nerd trap card? Gonna jizz about it while looking at some gargoyle?

              For someone who is loving it you sure seem mad

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                7 hours ago

                I’m just excited.

                I’ve never caught one in the wild before. I’ve seen you guys post…

                Wow. It’s like meeting Andy Dick.

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                  5 hours ago

                  I’ve seen you guys post…

                  Who are these guys?

                  I don’t know or care who Andy is but again you seem mad about something