Me: I need an AC unit
Mitsubishi: sure!
Me: I would also like an orbital launch system, a forklift, a cruise ship, a main battle tank, an air superiority fighter and a nuclear power plant
Mitsubishi: ur not gonna believe this…
South Korea has entered the chat
Why have lot company when few company do trick?
I need a phone, a custom-made processor, a lithium-ion battery, a liquefied natural gas tanker ship, a life insurance policy and a washing machine.
Samsung: you’re not going to believe this
And Hyundai sells the rest
“I need someone to make an affordable consumer home appliances, and also a nearly indestructible black box containing sensitive avionics data.”
Honeywell: “Did someone say my name?”
appropriate domain name
Those aren’t e-men at all!
“I need a washing machine”
GE: Here u go
“I also need a 30mm hydraulically driven 7 barrel gatling-style autocannon with a rate of fire you can measure in hertz”
GE: Here u go
Could also be Samsung. They also build tanks.
Only General Electric produces the gun whose recoil can make its aircraft stall
I need a barcode scanner.
Honeywell: Right here bud
Also a thermonuclear weapon
Honeywell: How many megatons?
“cool, cool, now do you have a semi-automatic pistol that shoots a gallon of horse cum?”
“I need it for… Reasons…”
Holds a gallon of horse cum, and one in the chamber.
Also a horse that cums bullets, preferably with one ready to go in the shaft at all times.
That’d be any semi auto, provided you aim well.
Both equally effective in self defense
I was gonna say, you need 16 rounds before reloading for self-defense? Are you Pablo?
Definitely depends on how many plainclothes “ICE agents” are trying to kidnap you
Wanting and needing a gallon of horse cum are two different things.
Third thing: Having a gallon of horse cum
Costco furiously taking notes
I think a gallon is a bit much. It doesn’t taste THAT good.
when you buy a loaf of bread you don’t plan to eat it all at once
Maybe it’s not a party of just one.
That’ll go great with my gallon of PCP
How you gonna drink 2 gallons of liquid in one sitting?
See, America? Gun control is not the end of the world! You can safely implement sensible firearms legislation. You can just move to Some Other Thing after that! It’s not hard!
This is like when I found out about the Budweiser horses
Jesus. That’s going to cost you a lot more than you think it should. Prize bull semen doses can go for thousands, and if I remember correctly, prize winning horses are going to be about the same.
I just went and looked it up. Page 43 lists them from a little under a thousand euros to nearly two thousand. I didn’t bother reading through all the terms and conditions, but maybe you could convince them to not charge you the foal fee since, well, you degenerates aren’t buying this for horse breeding purposes…
Anyway, a quick search found a hilariously bad SEO website that looks good enough for me. 30-100 milliliters sounds like you’re going to need minimum 40 emissions worth. And I bet you’re not getting a full load from the supplier, just enough for your highly paid vet to do IVF, so I’m betting we’ll be buying about 150 doses or so.
