• catloaf@lemm.ee
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    3 days ago

    Or maybe reconsider how relevant your messages are for the recipient. Political fundraising emails learned this years ago, and they’re the most annoying about it.

  • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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    3 days ago

    Subject: That lawnmower you borrowed

    Dear sir,

    I am SLAMMING you for your delay in returning my lawnmower. Please return today, or you won’t BELIEVE what happens next! 9 out of 10 billionaires don’t WANT you to know!

    Sincerely, Your neighbor.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    No, please

    If I don’t read your e-mail then it’s likely that I got better things to do, I don’t need emotional blackmail on top of it