• Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    Subject: That lawnmower you borrowed

    Dear sir,

    I am SLAMMING you for your delay in returning my lawnmower. Please return today, or you won’t BELIEVE what happens next! 9 out of 10 billionaires don’t WANT you to know!

    Sincerely, Your neighbor.