Know that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good
nice, I often live by: “you don’t need to be smart, to be useful.”
“If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!”
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hey! I resemble that…
That’s a good one!
“Nobody has to know everything”, "avoid unnecessary judgement ", “Have a good time, only you can control that”, “uncertainty is the only thing that is certain”. Pick your favorite I have more.
“Have a good time, only you can control that”
I like this one.
“Oops”
Haha best one here
Be the kind of friend/parent/mentor, etc. that you would like to have.
Learn more useless math, someday it’ll be useful somehow
Historically this seems to be the case
I wish I was joking, but it’s “fuckit bucket.”
Get lost and leave us in peace.
Don’t be a dick.
Don’t be cool, be good.
I legit had to tell this to my gal who was always trying to be cool and getting fucked up over it. I said “don’t try to be cool for some asshole. Just be good!” I shit you not.
This too shall pass. It may pass like a damn kidney stone, but it’ll pass.
If you wait till the last minute… then it only takes a minute.
It was always live hard, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse, but now that I’m older I can only manage one of those :/
“I’m not worried about it”.
If you have a problem, you can either fix it or you can’t. If you can fix it, fix it, problem gone. If you can’t fix it, worrying just gives you an additional problem.
Can’t fix it? Fuck it!
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