Everybody privately shit-talks everybody. The phone always listens to it and records it. A viral hack that turns all this shit-talking into texts. Everybody in the world suddenly gets a thousand shit-talking texts from their family, friends and associates. Society dissolves.
Scamper along. Seriously.
Is that the meanest “go away” you can manage?
Really?
Just block me. Or stop responding, even.
I keep replying because that’s what I do when there’s even a fraction of a chance I get through.
I will repeat the same paraphrased ideas at you over and over, so that even if you only read every other sentence, the full idea might make it into your head.
Wtf is wrong with you